T-Shirt — "Where the Wi‑Fi Is Weak and the Drinks Strong" Retro Bar Tee
White / S
$31.12
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This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings relaxed comfort and rustic charm to days spent off-grid or at your favorite laid-back bar. The hand-lettered design—"Where the Wi-Fi is weak and the drinks strong"—wraps the chest in confident, tongue-in-cheek lettering that nods to slow evenings, porch hangs, and no-rush weekends. The soft, washed-in color and supple texture from post-construction dyeing give it a broken-in feel from the first wear. It drapes casually with a relaxed fit and sturdy double-needle stitching, so it stands up to long nights out, road trips, and repeated washes. Available in a wide palette and sizes S–4XL, this tee becomes the go-to layer for folks who trade signal bars for good conversation and strong pours.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk comfort
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for durability
- Tubular (no side seams) construction and double-needle stitching
- Available S–4XL and sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
T-Shirt — "Where the Wi‑Fi Is Weak and the Drinks Strong" Retro Bar Tee
$31.12
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk comfort
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for durability
- Tubular (no side seams) construction and double-needle stitching
- Available S–4XL and sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean